<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny answer - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny answer - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sun, 12 Jun 2005 00:00:02 -0400</pubDate><title>the answer is yes</title><link>http://www.abum.com/4277/the-answer-is-yes.html</link><description></description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-4277/the-answer-is-yes.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/4277.jpg</image><media:title>the answer is yes</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>answer,yes</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/4277.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>How To Answer Telemarketing Calls</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87993/How-To-Answer-Telemarketing-Calls.html</link><description>As soon as you see it&#039;s a number from some cold caller trying to sell you some crap, then go straight into 911 mode and freak the crap out of the caller. 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